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*I FOUND THIS USEFUL SO I DECIDED TO SHARE*

⚫Never use car stickers that says where you work, especially if you have a prestigious job, don't let show off kill you.

⚫Don't be the one that tries to empty the ATM machine by making large withdrawals ...You don't need 50k in your wallet to feel like a man.

⚫When you attend parties, don't let the band get you so high that you start spraying money like no man's business, use an envelope.

⚫Always delete your bank transaction notifications, especially SMS...you really can memorize your bank balance....Shred ur POS/ATM receipts.

⚫Don't go jogging while it's dark, you really should be smarter than that. If you can, get someone trusted as company.

⚫Always lock your doors, even if you're only going out to switch off your generator.

⚫NEVER EVER, NEVER EVER WEAR YOUR ID outside your work place. No one needs to know you work with Union Bank, don't be stupid.

⚫As much as you can avoid it, don't send kids on errand outside your house, they are soft targets.

⚫Don't try to form richest dude in the neigbourhood by making large donations in your estate meetings, learn modesty.

⚫Make safety the number one factor in your decision

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