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Marry me

*Man👳🏿: Marry me?*
*Woman👩🏻: Do you have a flat?🏡*
*Man:👳🏿 No*.
*Woman👩🏻: Do you have a* *Camry car?🚗*
*Man👳🏿: No.*
*Woman👩🏻: How much is your salary?💵💸*
*Man👳🏿: No salary, but I....!*
*Woman👩🏻: No but Wat.... ! You have nothing. How can I marry you? Leave please b4 I open eye 👀for u!*
*Man👳🏿: But I have one estate🏘🏠🏯, 3 landed properties in GRA🏟🏟🏟, 3 Ferraris🚘🚖🚘, 2 Porsches🚙🚕 and 2 G wagon🚍🚓. Why do I still need to buy Camry🚗. How can I be paid salary💸💵 when actually I'm the BOSS...*
*Woman👩🏻: that's why I told you to leave, cause am coming to your house myself to propose to you....*
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