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Pls kindly judge this matter.....I was in a taxi,chatting with my friend on whatsapp and suddenly discovered that the man sitting beside me was reading my conversation. Since I did not want to embarrass the man, l decided to change the topic, I wrote: "Abeg oga, please tell Kabiru Sokoto or Abdullahi that I only took two of the bombs we just manufactured for this operation. Let them know as well that I may find it difficult to get to the target place before the bombs explode because there is terrible traffic jam now but nevertheless, I am sure casualty figure will be high since we are five in our taxi and all the vehicles in the traffic will be affected too. We have less than 3minutes for the bomb to go off. Bye and take care of my parents and siblings as agreed. The Man, without allowing the taxi to stop suddenly opened the taxi door and jumped out. He was knocked down by a passing truck and eventually died. Pls who killed him?..Me or Amebo? Don'

Mr James and his friend Mr Oko were arguing about their sons stupidity. Mr James argued that his son was more silly than Oko’s son. Oko however, disagreed, so they decided to put their sons to test.  James called his son and asked him to buy something for him at the market. The boy ran out without even asking for what to buy and money. James said,”You see how silly he is? He didn’t even ask for what to buy or money“. Mr Oko retorted : "is this what you call foolishness? just wait and see", Oko calls his son and said “go home and check if i am in the house” Oko’s son took to his heels and came back panting,”papa U no dey house. Mama say U dey your friend's place". Which one FOOL pass? Stay healthy,  keep the laughter and smiles alive... Despite the price of everything, laughter is still free. So I go laugh jare. 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

*MONEY HAS RELOCATED* A couple of weeks ago, I was with some friends discussing about life in general. One of them made a very strong statement that *"Money has relocated to a strange land"* and since then I have been doing some research on finding where exactly this strange land is.   After my thorough research and survey, I finally found where money has relocated to. Believe me, truly money is no longer where it use to be, it is in the strangest of all places that one can ever imagine. I would like to share  my findings with you. If you don't mind taking some time to read on. Just this morning before I decided to put this piece up, I came across a similar write up with almost the same view as my findings and I thought it is time to share my little findings with you all. A lot of us educated folks are busy looking for a good paying job here and there  everyday. But the truth is, the world of work is shrinking by the day and as such there are no jobs to absorb t

I cannot laugh this one alone 😆😆😆 Shared from Asake Agoro's page. Part One The audacity of Nigerian debtors. This madam has been owing me 100k Balance on clothes made for three months. I haven't bothered because she is a regular client still has fabric with us. She just appeared on my instagram timeline wearing one of the clothes she hasn't finished paying for. I go through her profile and I see three other dresses she hasn't paid for. I call her and she picks up the phone. "Morning ma'am. I'm calling to find out when I can expect the balance of your payment." "Ha Asake those dresses are too tight. I'm bringing them back. Two zips are broken." "Ma'am I'm looking at the dresses on your profile they look fine. They have been with you for 3 months. You haven't complained  till I called you. You need to pay the balance of your dresses before close of business today." "Or what ? Even Nigeria is

*FEW FACTS ABOUT WEALTH* (1.) *Your salary will never make you rich. Your boss isn't that foolish.* (2.) *Your salary is fixed, are your expenses fixed?*. (3.) *If your company pays you the exact true value of the services you render, they would be running at a loss. As an employee, you are underpaid*. (4.) *Once you get HIRED, you either get FIRED or RETIRED, you may also resign when you're TIRED*. (5.) *Salary is the bribe you're given to forget your dreams, family, freedom, self-esteem, academics, social life and other personal goals*. (6.) *Your kids won't inherit your post in that company you're employed in. Employment is not hereditary*. (7.) *If your salary is not huge enough to pay your bills, leaving you with sufficient amount to save,prepare for poverty after you stop work*. (8.) *If you must work,before you eat,if you get paralysed,ill or become aged,hunger will strike you*. (9.) *Being an employee is a bit similar to being a slave,you t

Your father abeg get away... 😂😂😂 Just for laughs ... An accident just happened in America and Nigeria  and TV reporters have  come to record the event AMERICAN  REPORTER : "what was the cause of the accident?" PASSER-BY : " It was indeed a terrible sight to behold, actually the other vehicle coming from the left didn't notice the other guy and when the one coming from the right was trying to dodge the accident, his brake failed and they ran into each other, it's quite unfortunate" NIGERIAN  REPORTER : "what was the cause of the accident" PASSER-BY : "It's the government, no light to see in the day time, no water to drink, my pikin never chop since morning abeg make una tell government to come help us o and no good road dey sef, actually the two people involved in the accident, na wetin fit them, how person go dey drive wa wa wa for road as if na their papa own. Infact make dem die go rest so that hold up no go dey dey for road

A kid went missing. His family uploaded a message on WhatsApp with his photo. He was found!!! That's a big thanks to WhatsApp. Now, it is more than three months he is not been able to go to school. Why? Because whenever people see him, they take him back home as the message is still circulating on WhatsApp.... all because of copy and paste 😂😂😂

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Some Nigerians can be very funny. I saw these abbreviations somewhere and it caught my attention. Look at them ....... *NAIRA* - Never Allow Igbos Rule Again *PHCN* - Problem Has Changed Name *HAUSA* - House Animals Using Seat of Authority *APC* - Association of Past Criminals *NYSC* - Now Your Struggles Continue *PDP* - People Deceiving People. *MTN* - Maintain Total Nonsense *ABACHA* - After Babangida Another Criminal Has Arrived *NEPA* - Never Expect Power Again *BUHARI* - Brought Unnecessary Hardship Among Reasonable Individuals. Don't laugh alone.......Let others laugh with you. NIGERIA IS SECOND TO NONE. Na only for Naija e de happen o..... *Na only for Naija you go see fish inside "MEAT PIE".. *Na only for Naija we dey count money after we withdraw am from ATM because we no even trust ATM machines. *Na only for Naija PHCN dey say:-Win a brand new GENERATOR if you pay your NEPA bill...

WILL YOU FORGIVE? As the wife, will you forgive? WILL YOU FORGIVE? A man business was nosediving and he sought for spiritual help. He was told that the only solution to his problem is to ask for his wife's forgiveness because he had offended her, and again he must ask her to request for a thing and whatever her request is he must do it for her. So, when he got home he told his wife to ask for a thing she would like him to do for her. The woman said she wanted nothing but he should pick his phone and start calling all his girlfriends and end their relationships right there in her presence. The husband in a bid to fulfil his promise picked his phone and started dialing........... Husband: - Ifeoma, I am calling to put an end to our relationship. Bye. Wife: - Who is Ifeoma? Husband; - A lady in my office. Wife: - okay. Husband; - Hello Juliet, I want us to put an end to our relationship. I want to stick with wife my alone. Goodbye. Wife: - Who is Juliet? Husban