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I have problems with taking a bath

On Monday, I asked my wife for #2000 to go for a drive around town since it was a holiday. Truly speaking I'm that one guy who doesn't like bathing.
So my wife said she will give me that #2000 but on one condition.
She said go and bath, I have already put some warm water in the bathroom
I went there and took some Vaseline and did my own things. I didn't bath, and then rushed back to where she was sitting with our kids.
And I said I'm done bathing may you please give me the money so that I can go?
To my surprise they all started laughing at me and one of my kids said *"Dad you didn't bath because the money is just under the soap"*😝

I'm still looking for where to go and faint!!!😰😰🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Share and put a Smile on someone face...... What are you waiting for laugh now to make d week enjoyable...
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