Admit it u don't come here for hunting?

Jon was excited about his new rifle and
wanted to try it out, so he went bear
hunting. He spotted a small black bear
and shot it. There was then a tap on his
shoulder and he turned round to see a
larger black bear. The black bear said "You've got two choices, I either maul
you to death or we have sex." Jon decided
to bend over.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks,
Jon soon recovered and vowed revenge.
He headed out on another trip, found the black bear, and shot it. Immediately, there
was another tap on his shoulder. This
time a big brown bear stood right next to
him.
The brown bear said, "That was a huge
mistake, Jon. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we'll have
rough sex." Again, Jon thought it was
better to comply.
Although he survived, it was several
months before Jon finally recovered.
Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the brown bear
and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but
then there was a tap on his shoulder. He
turned round to find a gigantic grizzly
bear standing there.
The grizzly bear said "Admit it, Jon, you don't come here for the hunting, do
you?"