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Just for laughs

... An accident just happened in America and Nigeria  and TV reporters have  come to record the event
AMERICAN  REPORTER : "what was the cause of the accident?"
PASSER-BY : " It was indeed a terrible sight to behold, actually the other vehicle coming from the left didn't notice the other guy and when the one coming from the right was trying to dodge the accident, his brake failed and they ran into each other, it's quite unfortunate"

NIGERIAN  REPORTER : "what was the cause of the accident"
PASSER-BY : "It's the government, no light to see in the day time, no water to drink, my pikin never chop since morning abeg make una tell government to come help us o and no good road dey sef, actually the two people involved in the accident, na wetin fit them, how person go dey drive wa wa wa for road as if na their papa own. Infact make dem die go rest so that hold up no go dey dey for road.
(He looks straight to the camera)
I want to use the opportunity to send my shout out to Nkechi my wife,obimo,my one and only, Aboy my son and all the Ikenna and sons motor parts ventures at ikoku, I sell all kinds of car parts at affordable price of all kind of cars. I also want to tell Emeka that he should pay me my money, I know he is watching me now. Thanks
Abeg camera man, you get N100 make I take enter bus reach my shop for ikoku?"
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