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Very True about Nigerian Girls.


1. The day u comment on a Nigerian girl's dp on Facebook that is d day she will start reading ur status.
2. 90% of Nigerian girls start their love for a guy with quarrel. They start forming quarrel out of every little thing.
3. For every "go away jor" a Nigerian girl tells u' she actually meant "stay"
4. Any time a Nigerian girl calls u "olodo" & "Big head" she actually meant u are "intelligent" & "handsome"
4. "U are so annoying" is d best way most Nigerian girls express how much they like a guy's company.
5. Whenever u hear a Nigerian girl say "So ur girl friends will come & break my head. abi" is to tell how much she hate d presence of other girls around u.
6. When a Nigerian girl say "So u can not even call somebody. sef? She is missing u.
7. When she say "I hate u". My guy. she
loves u percent.
8. When a Nigerian girl keep saying "All ur
girls". It means she can't stand seeing u share her attention with other girls.
9. When a Nigerian girl keep on asking u"
"when are u going to take me out?". she is in need of ur attention.
10. When a Nigerian girl suddenly start giving u attitude. she want to know how much u care.
11. If u hear her say " I don't want to talk to u". My guy disturb her life' that is exactly what she want.
Oya. babes' talk say' no be true. Deny am.....!!!
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