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The professional robber

During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank
robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't
move. The money belongs to the State. Your life
belongs to you." # Everyone in the bank laid
down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing
# Concept” Changing the # conventional way of
thinking.
When a lady lay on the table # provocatively, the
# robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized!
This is a robbery and not a rape!" This is called
"Being # Professional ” Focus only on what you
are trained to do!
When the # bank robbers returned home, the
younger robber ( #MBA -trained) told the older
robber (who has only completed Year 6 in
# primary school): "Big brother, let's count how
much we got." The older robber rebutted and
said: "You are very stupid. There is so much
# money it will take us a long time to count.
Tonight, the # TV news will tell us how much we
robbed from the bank!" This is called
" #Experience .” Nowadays, experience is more
important than paper # qualifications !
After the robbers had left, the bank #manager
told the bank supervisor to call the police
quickly. But the #supervisor said to him: "Wait!
Let us take out $10 million from the bank for
ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we
have previously embezzled from the bank”. This
is called " #Swim with the tide.” Converting an
unfavorable situation to your # advantage !
The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a
robbery every month." This is called "Killing
# Boredom.” Personal # Happiness is more
important than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100
million was taken from the bank. The robbers
counted and counted and counted, but they
could only count $20 million. The robbers were
very angry and complained: "We risked our lives
and only took $20 million. The bank manager
took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It
looks like it is better to be # educated than to be
a thief!" This is called "# Knowledge is worth as
much as # gold!" The bank manager was smiling
and happy because his losses in the share
market are now covered by this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the # opportunity.” Daring
to take risks!
So who are the real robbers here?

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