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Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"



A woman was breastfeeding her son in her shop and a lady passing by said "he sucks just like his father". We still dey separate fight since morning.



Don't drink water after eating fish, because the water may cause the fish to swim and then u will feel gulugulu gulugulu in ur stomach...




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