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Random Jokes 2


1.
How could someone say if Adam and Eve were Yorubas, the forbidden fruit would be pepper???
Ahhhh🙆🙆🙆
2.
So because you came to my house and saw cobwebs all over, you now think am dirty? Do you if I am related to Spider-Man? 😒😒😒
3.
This oshodi sha, they will steal your phone but your earpiece will still be playing till you get home 🙆🙆🙆
4.
First it was Chickenpox, Then Birdflu Laser fever came, Ebola too Now it's Monkey Pox
Please ooo
What has Nigeria done to offend the animal kingdom? 😓😓😓
5.
When your flatmate suddenly starts listening to loud music just minutes after her male visitor enters the room... #YouThinkYouAreDoingMe???🚶🚶🚶😣
6.
How cultists collect your phone in school "Senior Bros when you snap that selfie finish, I wan snap too"
#IssaUniversitySomething😂😂😂
7.
HardGuy but you count 1-2-3 before pouring cold water on yourself
Lemme comma be going before they beat me 🏄🏄🏄
8.
Some girls will brag they can cook Until you tell them to cook beans, the pot will look like where beans are having a pool party 😂😂😂
9.
Someone said that it's only in Nigeria you will will see someone called WISDOM repeating jss2 three times 😂😂😂
10.
When the ATM makes that skrrrrrr sound and the money doesn't come out and it's 6pm on a Friday
#FadaLurd 🙆🙆🙆
11.
Nigerians are so funny. You will call someone with a strange number and both of you will just be breathing until you speak first. 😂😂😂
12.
So Davido joined black axe cult, next thing we hear is 3 of his friends died, am not saying it's related ooo, am just passing by. 🚶🚶🚶
13.
African parents don't understand reflex actions 😖. Just because I blocked your slap doesn't mean I want to beat you up 😭😭😭
14.
Any movie that is rated 18 and there isn't any nudity throughout the movie is a disgrace 😣
#Rubbish🚶🚶🚶

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