No bring confusion

An accident occurred today. 11 persons were
injured and 12 died.
So the Minister of Health promised to offer
N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead
for their funeral.
All of the sudden, one of the injured got up and
moved towards where the dead people were.
Immediately, one of the dead people whispered
to him: “Bros, go back to your place; do not
bring confusion here, they have counted us
already!”

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