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My wife needs paracetamol

My mother-in-law visited me and my wife but coincidentally, that day my wife was feeling horny and she did not want to whisper to me since i was busy sharing stories with her mother. My wife tricked me by pretending she has headache and went straight to the bedroom. After some minutes, I followed her leaving her mother in the sitting room. I took some time there, but when I came back I had forgotten to close my zip.
*Mother-in-law*: How is she feeling now?
*Me*: She is now feeling better, I have given her paracetamol.
*Mother-in-law*: OK, close the pharmacy......
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