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In her sleep she did all that

I cant stop laffin...
A girl in her sleep was dreaming. She dreamt dat she was engaged,
still in her sleep,she was getin
married to d same lucky man. After d wedding,she became pregnant and was rushed 2 d delivery room and d nurse ask her 2 push. She pushed and delivered a baby but d nurse told her it was still remaining,she pushd and delivered d second baby, and she was told it was still remaining anoda baby. As she was trying to push d third baby out,her room mate shouted juliana
wakeup!...U don shit for bed.
😆😆😄😄😇😅😅
I know u are lafin now,
don't be selfish pass it
to ur friends.
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