Help just this

HELP ME JUDGE THIS MATTER!!
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Goat and fowl dey waka for road, one man dey drive, come splash water for their body,
D fowl say: see as he dey drive like goat!
D goat say: na in make dem dey die like fowl!
Na so fight start o. Who find trouble?




A lady lied to a guy dat she is a graduate. D guy asked "do u ave  NYSC certificate? She replied "No seriously I don't like the course. Because all the subject is calculation ...." 😂😂😀😃pls dont laff  alone send it to your Friends and put smiles on their faces.😃