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Me or Amebo?

Pls kindly judge this matter.....I was in a
taxi,chatting with my friend on whatsapp
and
suddenly discovered that the man sitting
beside me was reading my conversation.
Since I did not want to embarrass the man, l
decided to change the topic, I wrote:
"Abeg
oga, please tell Kabiru Sokoto or
Abdullahi
that I only took two of the bombs we just manufactured for this operation. Let them
know as well that I may find it difficult to
get
to the target place before the bombs
explode
because there is terrible traffic jam now but
nevertheless, I am sure casualty figure
will be
high since we are five in our taxi and all
the
vehicles in the traffic will be affected too. We
have less than 3minutes for the bomb to
go
off. Bye and take care of my parents and
siblings as agreed. The Man, without
allowing the taxi to stop suddenly opened the taxi
door
and jumped out. He was knocked down
by a
passing truck and eventually died. Pls
who killed him?..Me or Amebo? Don't laugh
only
share with others to help judge d matter
too...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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