Why I don't take alcohol

I began to fear Alcohol since the day I saw my neighbor spent the whole night dancing to the sound of my Generator, thinking he's in the Club saying this DJ go kill person ooooo. When I turn the Generator off, he asked me who sing this track. I said na Yamaha featuring Petrol.

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Why wearing a spoiled wrist watch

Why wear a wrist watch when you know it's not working??? Some people go say no to use am cover hand. You wan cover hand you no see handgloves? Ah tire ooo! Me: abeg my sister what's the time on your wrist watch please. (She's struggling to bring her phone from her purse) She : its 7:36 .... Sorry my watch just stopped working Me: thank you (scoffs) Una good morning 😂😂 Somebody will kneel down jeje to propose to bae.passerbys dat notin concern wil be shouting "say yes!say yes"!na you wan marry am?😂😂😂🏃

You don't need atomic bomb to destroy any nation

At the entrance gate of a university in South Africa the following message was posted for contemplation: *"Destroying any nation does not require the use of atomic bombs or the use of long range missiles. _It only requires lowering the quality of education and allowing cheating in the examinations by the students._"* Patients die at the hands of such doctors. Buildings collapse at the hands of such engineers. Money is lost at the hands of such economists & accountants. Humanity dies at the hands of such religious scholars. Justice is lost at the hands of such judges... *"The collapse of education is the collapse of the nation."* We need to inculcate d spirit of quality education in our children.

Marry me

*Man👳🏿: Marry me?* *Woman👩🏻: Do you have a flat?🏡* *Man:👳🏿 No*. *Woman👩🏻: Do you have a* *Camry car?🚗* *Man👳🏿: No.* *Woman👩🏻: How much is your salary?💵💸* *Man👳🏿: No salary, but I....!* *Woman👩🏻: No but Wat.... ! You have nothing. How can I marry you? Leave please b4 I open eye 👀for u!* *Man👳🏿: But I have one estate🏘🏠🏯, 3 landed properties in GRA🏟🏟🏟, 3 Ferraris🚘🚖🚘, 2 Porsches🚙🚕 and 2 G wagon🚍🚓. Why do I still need to buy Camry🚗. How can I be paid salary💸💵 when actually I'm the BOSS...* *Woman👩🏻: that's why I told you to leave, cause am coming to your house myself to propose to you....* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Pass to another person or group make them laugh 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃 off to another person or group 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂

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