This Is Why I Don't Like Abbreviations

Me:*"i̲ n̲i̲d̲ y̲o̲ur d̲i̲c̲ 4 m̲y̲ a̲s̲s̲"*
My neighbor : he quickly replied *"̲b̲t̲ i̲ d̲n̲t̲ v̲e̲ c̲o̲n̲d̲o̲m̲s̲"*
Me : *"w̲a̲t̲ c̲o̲n̲d̲o̲m̲s̲"! i̲ s̲a̲i̲d̲ i̲ n̲ęèd your d̲i̲c̲t̲i̲o̲n̲a̲r̲y̲ f̲o̲r̲ m̲y̲ a̲s̲s̲i̲g̲n̲m̲e̲n̲t̲s̲*

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Marry me

*Man👳🏿: Marry me?* *Woman👩🏻: Do you have a flat?🏡* *Man:👳🏿 No*. *Woman👩🏻: Do you have a* *Camry car?🚗* *Man👳🏿: No.* *Woman👩🏻: How much is your salary?💵💸* *Man👳🏿: No salary, but I....!* *Woman👩🏻: No but Wat.... ! You have nothing. How can I marry you? Leave please b4 I open eye 👀for u!* *Man👳🏿: But I have one estate🏘🏠🏯, 3 landed properties in GRA🏟🏟🏟, 3 Ferraris🚘🚖🚘, 2 Porsches🚙🚕 and 2 G wagon🚍🚓. Why do I still need to buy Camry🚗. How can I be paid salary💸💵 when actually I'm the BOSS...* *Woman👩🏻: that's why I told you to leave, cause am coming to your house myself to propose to you....* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Pass to another person or group make them laugh 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃 off to another person or group 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂

You don't need atomic bomb to destroy any nation

At the entrance gate of a university in South Africa the following message was posted for contemplation: *"Destroying any nation does not require the use of atomic bombs or the use of long range missiles. _It only requires lowering the quality of education and allowing cheating in the examinations by the students._"* Patients die at the hands of such doctors. Buildings collapse at the hands of such engineers. Money is lost at the hands of such economists & accountants. Humanity dies at the hands of such religious scholars. Justice is lost at the hands of such judges... *"The collapse of education is the collapse of the nation."* We need to inculcate d spirit of quality education in our children.

Three Types of Smell in a Bedroom after Marriage

Three Types of Smell in a Bedroom after Marriage: First Six Months: Perfumes, Body Sprays, Flowers, Body Lotions, Fragrances etc .... The whole place! smells like heaven! *One Year & above: Johnson Baby Powder, Baby Lotion, Castor Oil, Olive Oil, Abidec Vitamins & other Baby's Medicines etc .... *50 years & above: Nerve and Bone Gel, Aboniki Balm, Loco, Alabukum, Man Tiger, Arthritis Medications, Waist Pain Ointment, Essential Balms etc .... Abeg no be me talk am o!!!😜😂😜😂😜😂😜😂

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