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The magistrate vs monkey pox

It's reported In a court in Ebonyi today of an accused who stood in the dock and addressed the magistrate: 'My lord, I am very sorry for not attending court sittings yesterday. I was tested positive for Monkey Pox. I was at the isolation center in the village receiving treatments. I have just been discharged. (He then started moving towards the magistrate to show his whole body to him). The magistrate shouted, "Hold it there. Your case is adjourned to next year. In fact, if you wish, don't ever come here again." When the magistrate looked down, the court was empty🏃🚴🏃🏃 Come and see speed 🏃🏃🏃🏃. Even the prosecutor couldn't afford to wait. Life is more precious than litigation 😂😂😂😂
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