A Igbo girl married a Yoruba man & went to south west(Yorubas land).. She can't speak Yoruba.. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt and show her thighs to enable the seller understand her... This went on for sometime.. One day she wanted to buy banana.. So She took her husband to the shop.. (dont laugh listen Dirty minds) Because her husband speaks Yoruba very well. πππππππ :)
*Manπ³πΏ: Marry me?* *Womanπ©π»: Do you have a flat?π‘* *Man:π³πΏ No*. *Womanπ©π»: Do you have a* *Camry car?π* *Manπ³πΏ: No.* *Womanπ©π»: How much is your salary?π΅πΈ* *Manπ³πΏ: No salary, but I....!* *Womanπ©π»: No but Wat.... ! You have nothing. How can I marry you? Leave please b4 I open eye πfor u!* *Manπ³πΏ: But I have one estateππ π―, 3 landed properties in GRAπππ, 3 Ferrarisπππ, 2 Porschesππ and 2 G wagonππ. Why do I still need to buy Camryπ. How can I be paid salaryπΈπ΅ when actually I'm the BOSS...* *Womanπ©π»: that's why I told you to leave, cause am coming to your house myself to propose to you....* πππππππππππππππ Pass to another person or group make them laugh πππππ off to another person or group ππππππ ππππππ πππ
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