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The dettol advert

I'm tired of these Dettol adverts, children nowadays believe there are germs everywhere. My 5 yr old Nephew goes around with a bottle of Dettol in his pocket. He sprinkles his friends before he plays with them... Sprinkles his books before reading...everything must be germ free to him! This morning, my tea and bread tasted funny...I took a few sips and bites before I realized my Nephew had poured Dettol in my breakfast to kill germs and take care of me. *Please people tell me, if my nephew doesn't kill me ,who will😘😘😘😘😘😘
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