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SOME RANDOM ADVICES SOUNDS FUNNY BUT FACT:


1. Don't date and sleep with her if you know
you won't marry her... What's the essence of
doing JSS1-SSS3 if you know you won't write
WAEC?
2. Don't kill yourself because you wanna look
expensive. Most of us guys don't even know
the difference between brazillian hair,
daniella, expression or even darling yaki.
3. Coca-cola sold only
9bottles in it 1st
year. Today, morethan
1.7 billion servings are sold in a
single day.
NEVER GIVE UP ON UR
DREAMS
4. If you've ever dated
a girl for morethan
9yrs and you didn't
marry her, pls you
have no right to
complain at a
government that did
nothing in 8yrs.. You
all are birds of a same
feather.
5. If you remain in good
terms with your
landlord, you won't
have reason to build
your own house. Stop
being a tenant:
Quarrel with him today.
6. Abortion doesn't
make you
unpregnant, it only
makes you the
mother of a dead child.
7. Most people wants
to find out how
you're doing, its not
like they care.. They
just want to be sure
you're not doing
better than them.
8. You're tired of being
single? Why don't
you test God by buying
a wedding gown
and see if He won't
provide a MR RIGHT
for you.

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