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*_Oya laff small_*
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So Because The Doctor Asked You To Change Ur
Drinking Habit, U Now Drink Beer With Spoon.
You will nor kill me o
M trying to hold ma faint
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A friend of mine asked me if I'm willing to go to
London... See question!!
who wants to stay in this Nigeria where
1. Fowls rape themselves
2. Exam questions come out before the proposed
examination date
3. Bigger Banana are cheaper while smaller ones are
expensive
4. You buy Suya 100 Naira and when you get home,you
realise the Aboki sold Onions 70 Naira and meat 30
Naira
5. Garri is more expensive than Noodles.. Try drinking
the Garri for 20 Days straight,Falz Glasses will be small
size compared to your own
6. You get Pirated Yoruba movie and you get home to
see Bruce Lee(Enter the Dragon Part 1)
7. Ghosts in nollywood fear cars when crossing the road because They don't want to die again
If you advice me to stay in Nigeria ehn! Hmmmmmmmn
just dnt let me talk!!!!!
People are just too wicked Shaa, how can I asked my
friend to turn on his hotspot for me and he said he
has deleted it. Lemme faint on a mat
I was struggling with my biology practical when one
slay
queen asked, "please is earthworm a wild animal???"
Chai!!! Our lecturer has fainted, security officer has
fainted
too, we are now fainting according to our matric
number,
ah just dey wait for my turn buh I don't want to faint on floor buh d security man fainted on ma own table nah
I'm not saying i hate my ex, am just saying that if i find her in hospital on life machine. I would unplug the machine and charge my phone. lol500fv500fv
That Awkward moment......... When u are laffin so hard with ur crush.... Den a HEAVY CATARRH jump out of ur nose...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
FADALURD TAKE MY SOULπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
Android fones can be so annoying.how do I explain it? , I just received a notification now that my bible app needs update, pls wat does d bible need update for? Has Adam eaten another apple?
IPhone 7s earpiece is N67,000. My question is this...... will I be able to hear angel Micheal testing the trumpet two days before rapture??.
# TroubleMaking is when you are in a canoe in
the middle of a river, and you now start
singing "Mami water power, powerless
power..."
When you take a girl to ATM she will start apologizing for things she hasn't Done.
"Honey am sorry for shouting at you next week" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
When I get a Whatsapp Message asking me to forward it to
10 people or I die in 7 days. I close the message and wait for
death to come.
U are 33 year old and ur role model is emmanuella; can't u see the devil is using ur life to play naira bet?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
I am just too bored so I don't want to laugh alone...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝πŸ»πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ
Nobody says u shouldn't be fat.
 But please be fat and rich. Don't come and squeeze people inside Keke  and still pay 50 Naira πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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