RANDOM JOKES 1

1 if your girlfriend is always looking
good but you know perfectly well that u
haven't contributed anything towards
That,Bro u are not different
from a security man guarding a
bank
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2 some guyz cannot study for a
simple 2years and obtain masters
degree but they can date a gal for
5years claiming that they are still
studying her...Bro u must
be awarded PHD for foolishness
.
3 Some gals say they want a man
who opens door for them,they
want a man who point for them
for were to sit...they want a man
who handles lots of cash but mah
sister why are u busy seriously
ignoring conductor??? Or are u
blind or something???
.
4 if a guy dumps or break your
heart,take his phone and leave
call his mom and tell her he is
dead..u can't be crying alone
gal,she must also feel the pain for
not raising him well
.
5 if u like a gal just go ahead and
tell her.don't wait still she post
her photos and then u go
Wow,Wow,Wow,Wow my Bro
are u a ambulance
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6 CNN journalist take on
PAT......
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. CNN journalist->Russia was the
first country to go to space and
American was the first country to
land on the moon..so what will
Africa do first???
.
PAT->we will be the first to land
on the sun
.
CNN journalist->but u know the sun
is too hot u can't land on it
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PAT->we are not stupid..we
will do that at night
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7 If u can shave the eye brow
completely and draw them back
with an eye pencil..don't ask for
money to fix your hair..coz u can
equally barb your hair bald and
draw the weave of your choice
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8 if all women in the world decide
to pause sex until the cure of aids
is found men will eventually find
the cure before 30 days
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9 .she was my crush until she said
winform instead of unifomo..
She needs to be schooled
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10 You have a ring on your nose
instead of Your finger
Sister what
are u trying to do??
smell marriage???
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Which one is Ur favourite???