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Phone Rings


 Phone Rings
Girl: Hi
Unknown: Do u have a Boyfriend
Girl: yes nd who are u?
Unknown:it's me ur dad....so u have a boyfriend at ur age, see u when ah get home......
Girl:No dad ah can explain!!!
(He hangs up)
After 30min phone ring
Girl: Hi
Unknown: Do u av a boyfriend?
Girl: No
Unknown: oh honey are u ashamed of me?
Girl: ooh no sorry baby, I thought it was that my stupid useless  dad..
Unknown: yes is still ur dad, just wanted to confirm that u really av a boyfriend Shey am useless and stupid abi?
see u at home
Am coming lemme qo and price burial clothe..

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