naked you came naked you will go

As my friend fufu and Egusi soup was almost ready for lunch☺☺, a Lizard on the wall fell into the soup in dis recession😳😳🙆. He angrily😡 searched through the soup and found the Lizard still alive😒😒. He held it in his hand and raised it😏. He licked all its body covered by the well prepared soup. After he has licked everything, he threw the Lizard away and said "naked you came into my soup and naked you shall go, Nonsense" 😂😂😂

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Why wearing a spoiled wrist watch

Why wear a wrist watch when you know it's not working??? Some people go say no to use am cover hand. You wan cover hand you no see handgloves? Ah tire ooo! Me: abeg my sister what's the time on your wrist watch please. (She's struggling to bring her phone from her purse) She : its 7:36 .... Sorry my watch just stopped working Me: thank you (scoffs) Una good morning 😂😂 Somebody will kneel down jeje to propose to bae.passerbys dat notin concern wil be shouting "say yes!say yes"!na you wan marry am?😂😂😂🏃

You don't need atomic bomb to destroy any nation

At the entrance gate of a university in South Africa the following message was posted for contemplation: *"Destroying any nation does not require the use of atomic bombs or the use of long range missiles. _It only requires lowering the quality of education and allowing cheating in the examinations by the students._"* Patients die at the hands of such doctors. Buildings collapse at the hands of such engineers. Money is lost at the hands of such economists & accountants. Humanity dies at the hands of such religious scholars. Justice is lost at the hands of such judges... *"The collapse of education is the collapse of the nation."* We need to inculcate d spirit of quality education in our children.

Marry me

*Man👳🏿: Marry me?* *Woman👩🏻: Do you have a flat?🏡* *Man:👳🏿 No*. *Woman👩🏻: Do you have a* *Camry car?🚗* *Man👳🏿: No.* *Woman👩🏻: How much is your salary?💵💸* *Man👳🏿: No salary, but I....!* *Woman👩🏻: No but Wat.... ! You have nothing. How can I marry you? Leave please b4 I open eye 👀for u!* *Man👳🏿: But I have one estate🏘🏠🏯, 3 landed properties in GRA🏟🏟🏟, 3 Ferraris🚘🚖🚘, 2 Porsches🚙🚕 and 2 G wagon🚍🚓. Why do I still need to buy Camry🚗. How can I be paid salary💸💵 when actually I'm the BOSS...* *Woman👩🏻: that's why I told you to leave, cause am coming to your house myself to propose to you....* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Pass to another person or group make them laugh 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃 off to another person or group 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂

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