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I bought Gucci soap for ¢200 and Gucci sponge for ¢350 and since morning I've been looking for where to bath for people to see me 😂😂😂😂😂

"Most Girls Pray For # Hardworking men, Yet They Don't Respond To Greetings From # Bricklayers ."😂😜😆

Gentlemen; No girl is ugly...It's just that some of them look like their fathers* 😂🤣 😂😂😂😂*

I don't know what's wrong with me
If a girl call me SWEETHEART i feel like transferring money to her😂😂😂😂

Some Girls Want A Guy That Will Be Checking On Them Every 5minutes.....
Abeg My Sister Are You Livescores??😂😂😂

I have a question for those who don't eat pork saying that the demons were cast into the pigs... Why do you still drink water since the pigs ran into the river 💦 ????😂😂😂
.... _wisdom will kill me 😂😂😂😂 .....

*This heat is too much, you might think the Government has chewed the money meant for the rains aba booshit su ne 😂😂😂😂😂

Hotel Room 80k for 24hours. It's ok I will Sleep in the Generator Room. I Love Noise.😂😂😂😂😂😂

Me dat survived 9 months in my mom's belly without light..
ECG don't even know me oo.. 😠😠😠
Since morning they refused to bring light and they tink they are doing me ...😂😂😂😂😂

I bought power bank for 200naira at circle ...And I was very happy it was cheap until my phone started charging the power bank😧
Abeg which kind witchcraft be dis?😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yesterday I decided to use this shortcut that passes through a cemetery. Two ladies ran towards me telling me how scared they were walking alone so they joined me.
I told them even me I used to fear when I was alive.
I can't tell u their speed limit
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