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I said hi

Today I said hi tu my Ex, she quickly update her status..doing fine with out...nonsense i was only telling her i saw her Dad wearing the cap she took from me 😅


Teacher: Why is your cat in class today?
Student: because I hard my day tell my mom, I am going to eat that pussy wants our son gets to school today. Lol

GIRLS WITH BIG EYES👀 DON'T CRY AFTER BREAK UP BECAUSE THEY SAW IT COMING
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