I can't tell u der speed limit

yesterday as I am coming back from shop , I decided to follow the shortcut which passes the cemetery , so two girls ran after telling me dat the are afraid to pass dat cemetery only them
I laugh at them and said
Even me am afraid to pass here when am alive
I can't tell u der speed limit

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Court

*C - O - U - U - U - R - T!!!* Judge : Why do you want divorce? Petitioner : My wife asks me to peel off garlic, cut onions, wash utensils and clothes. Judge: So what's the problem in this? Just warm up the Garlic, it will be easy to peel it. Before cutting Onions, just chill them in the refrigerator and then while cutting them the eyes won't burn. Before washing utensils just immerse them in water tub for 10 minutes , they can be easily washed. And before washing clothes in Surf, soak them in water for half an hour, all the stains will go away and even hands won't get tired. Petitioner: I now Understand Your honour. I would like to withdraw my petition. Judge: What have you understood? Petitioner: That your condition is worse than mine. 😄😄😄😊😊😊😃😃😃

You don't need atomic bomb to destroy any nation

At the entrance gate of a university in South Africa the following message was posted for contemplation: *"Destroying any nation does not require the use of atomic bombs or the use of long range missiles. _It only requires lowering the quality of education and allowing cheating in the examinations by the students._"* Patients die at the hands of such doctors. Buildings collapse at the hands of such engineers. Money is lost at the hands of such economists & accountants. Humanity dies at the hands of such religious scholars. Justice is lost at the hands of such judges... *"The collapse of education is the collapse of the nation."* We need to inculcate d spirit of quality education in our children.

Why wearing a spoiled wrist watch

Why wear a wrist watch when you know it's not working??? Some people go say no to use am cover hand. You wan cover hand you no see handgloves? Ah tire ooo! Me: abeg my sister what's the time on your wrist watch please. (She's struggling to bring her phone from her purse) She : its 7:36 .... Sorry my watch just stopped working Me: thank you (scoffs) Una good morning 😂😂 Somebody will kneel down jeje to propose to bae.passerbys dat notin concern wil be shouting "say yes!say yes"!na you wan marry am?😂😂😂🏃

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