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I am coming

Teacher: what's wrong?
Musambati : our house is very small.
Me, my mum,my dad, we sleep on
the same bed.
Every night my dad
asks, 'Musambati r u sleeping?' Then
I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye"
Teacher: Tonight when ur dad asks
again, keep dead quiet. don't
answer.
.
The following morning Musambati comes back witha severe black eye
again.
.
Teacher: My goodness why the black
eye again?
Musambati : Dad asked me again, Musambati are u sleeping? I shut
up and kept dead still.Then my dad
and my mom started moving, u
know, at the same time Mum was
breathing like Christmas chicken,
kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a hyena on the bed.
Then my dad asked my mum, R u
coming? Mum said, Yes I'm coming,
r u coming too?
Dad answered:- Yes.
But they don't usually go anywhere without me so...I said,wait for me
.
I'm also coming....

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