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Blonde man and the bank

A blonde walks into a bank in Lagos and
asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to
Europe on business for two weeks andNeeds to
borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind
of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,
she has the title and everything checks out. The
bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a
good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive
the Benz into the bank's underground garage and
parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns,
repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to
$15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to
have had your business, and this transaction has
worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and
found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in Lagos
can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41
and expect it to be there when I return?"
Finally... a smart blonde joke.

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