*Manπ³πΏ: Marry me?* *Womanπ©π»: Do you have a flat?π‘* *Man:π³πΏ No*. *Womanπ©π»: Do you have a* *Camry car?π* *Manπ³πΏ: No.* *Womanπ©π»: How much is your salary?π΅πΈ* *Manπ³πΏ: No salary, but I....!* *Womanπ©π»: No but Wat.... ! You have nothing. How can I marry you? Leave please b4 I open eye πfor u!* *Manπ³πΏ: But I have one estateππ π―, 3 landed properties in GRAπππ, 3 Ferrarisπππ, 2 Porschesππ and 2 G wagonππ. Why do I still need to buy Camryπ. How can I be paid salaryπΈπ΅ when actually I'm the BOSS...* *Womanπ©π»: that's why I told you to leave, cause am coming to your house myself to propose to you....* πππππππππππππππ Pass to another person or group make them laugh πππππ off to another person or group ππππππ ππππππ πππ
Why wear a wrist watch when you know it's not working??? Some people go say no to use am cover hand. You wan cover hand you no see handgloves? Ah tire ooo! Me: abeg my sister what's the time on your wrist watch please. (She's struggling to bring her phone from her purse) She : its 7:36 .... Sorry my watch just stopped working Me: thank you (scoffs) Una good morning ππ Somebody will kneel down jeje to propose to bae.passerbys dat notin concern wil be shouting "say yes!say yes"!na you wan marry am?ππππ